Blog challenge day 5

"Things you want to say to an ex"

Alexander Jesper. We sort of got fixed up, and since we're both very flirty we started going out quickly. We didn't realize how different and wrong for each other we are. We are great as friends, and it's still nice to see you from time to time. But you're in VU (Venstres ungdom), and I can't even count all of the political discussions we've had, and many times I've told you to shut up about it, but it's just such a big part of you, that I can't take it. I'm a socialist, big time - and omg I don't even know how we lasted four months.
And besides that, it's hard to date a real ladies man. They were all over you all the time, and I don't like to share. I know you were faithful, but it's just not cool sitting at the other side of the country, knowing that your boyfriend is with his friends, whom most of happen to be good looking girls. Nah.

You're a great guy, and I'm glad you found a new beautiful girlfriend. Again-again-again :b
But no matter how great of a guy you are, I will always hate your grandfather because he tried to convert me into believing in god, and made me seem like a blasphemiest, he wouldn't let us sleep in the same room and I hated every second we spent at his house. Besides that, I hate that your father saw me completely naked while I was sleeping. Please always remember to return the shaver, for the sake of your future girlfriends.